And Now the Real Thing

Did ya'll like that last post?

Melissa liked it enough to smack me a good one. I still have the welts to prove it. Gotta love a woman with a good sense of humor and a strong arm. . . or is that a strong sense of humor and a good arm? . . . oh well.


She's scratching my back right now, so she's forgiven.

Anyways, lest any of you readers get any ideas that I'm abandoning my wife to do a show, let it be known that I'm not doing anything she wouldn't be allowed to do. The thing is, I know she doesn't want to. She HATES even having her picture taken. I, on the other hand, can't seem to get enough attention at times. She is, however, AMAZING, at everything that can be considered behind-the-scenes. This is just one of those instances where one spouse is (GASP) different from the other. And what do we do about it? We embrace our differences, just like we do each other when we wanna cuddle. . .

And that concludes Lesson # 1 about marriage, which is entitled "Men and Women are Different" (incidentally all the other lessons have the same title).






Oh, and by the way, I haven't lost all the fights I've choreographed/been in. I once took out an old man and a 10 year old kid as one of the murderers in MacBeth. So Kids and Seniors better watch out.