If Men Got Pregnant
Things in the world would really change!
- Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
- There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
- Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00pm.
- Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
- They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him".
- Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
- They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
- Women would rule the world!
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